Teenage Angst Prints

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"You're about to enter a semi-autonomous region of this house."

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

That's when I decided why should I care

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'You have a zit where?'

"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."

'It's not fair!'

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

"Baldo, what would you do if there was a girl who never left you alone?"

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'