Teenage Angst Enthusiast Prints

"How could I get up on the wrong side of the bed? It's against the wall?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

Panic Button

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'Let's not jump into this.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'I know a trap when I see one.'

"I'm trying to stay away from Tia Carmen. When she sees me, she treats me like a little kid."

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"No, Bobby. No."

'A teenage Dalmation' 'Oh no! Not another spot!'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'You have a zit where?'

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

That's when I decided why should I care

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'