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"How could I get up on the wrong side of the bed? It's against the wall?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

Panic Button

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

'Let's not jump into this.'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''

'I know a trap when I see one.'

"No, Bobby. No."

So Emma's like, "You told him that?" and Sarah goes, "Well, yeah, hello!" and Emma's like, "No way!" and

So then we went

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"I'm trying to stay away from Tia Carmen. When she sees me, she treats me like a little kid."

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

'A teenage Dalmation' 'Oh no! Not another spot!'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

That's when I decided why should I care

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'You have a zit where?'

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

"Thanks for straightening out his teeth.Now, can you do anything about his hunch?'