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Marilyn Manson Fan.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

Ted hits puberty...

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Thoughts and Prayers

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

That's when I decided why should I care

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'You have a zit where?'

'It's not fair!'

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'

Goth.