Teenage Struggles Gifts

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"Three more years of high school."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'More hair than brains.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Teenage Angst.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Pubertry

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

"We're out of empanadas!"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'