Teenage Struggles Prints

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"Three more years of high school."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Teenage Angst.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Whatever!

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Pubertry

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

Fishbowl Rebellion

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"We're out of empanadas!"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."