Teen Troubles Prints

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"Baldo, what would you do if there was a girl who never left you alone?"

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Three more years of high school."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Teenage Angst.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Pubertry

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"We're out of empanadas!"

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"You said you'd be home at half a candle."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'