Teen Troubles T-Shirts

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"Baldo, what would you do if there was a girl who never left you alone?"

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"Three more years of high school."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Teenage Angst.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Pubertry

Fishbowl Rebellion

"We're out of empanadas!"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"You said you'd be home at half a candle."