Teenager In Turmoil T-Shirts

'It's not fair!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

'Awesome!'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

"Spin the Noodle"

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

'If you think you're going to sit around here while I wait on you hand and big foot, think again young man.'

"You're about to enter a semi-autonomous region of this house."

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

"I know I should live every day like it's my last, but if I skip class and my mom finds out it will be my last."

'Why are you so upset over a little thing like your daughter's bikini.'

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"We said 'no' but then he started a crowd-funding campaign and bought it himself."

'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

"How real is your fake ID?"

"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"