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'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

"Three more years of high school."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

PROBLEM AREAS

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Teenage Angst.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Pubertry

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"We're out of empanadas!"

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'