Teenage Challenges T-Shirts

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

'Son, you're too old for pester power, why don't you go outside and get some peer pressure.'

"I don't CARE if Tracey Emin's unmade bed sold for £440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room!"

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"The thing is, I've grown and you haven't."

You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."