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The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"'Baldo, why did you do this?'...'Baldo why did you do that?' The trouble with being a teenager is that nobody understands me! And that includes me."

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

The statue of puberty.

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

"How real is your fake ID?"

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

"My boss is always telling me what to do."

"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."

"Baldo, what would you do if there was a girl who never left you alone?"

'It feels like days!'

"Uh-oh...I better get home. My dad's gonna want a good explanation for being late."