Teen Troublemakers Prints

'It feels like days!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Gangster Babies

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

Whatever

"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'If you think you're going to sit around here while I wait on you hand and big foot, think again young man.'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Young Frankenstein

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''

"I've just been called a 'materno-fascist.' "

"Of course your parents embarrass you. That's what parents are for."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

I've had "health," ok, dad? I know what "you know what" can lead to. STDs. AIDs. Emotional scars that can take years to heal. Umm�Anything else. What else is there?

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"