Teen Troublemakers Gifts

'It feels like days!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

Whatever

"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Young Frankenstein

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

"I've just been called a 'materno-fascist.' "

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

"Of course your parents embarrass you. That's what parents are for."