Teen Troublemaker Gifts

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

"Uh-oh...I better get home. My dad's gonna want a good explanation for being late."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

Later that day, little Johnny got in big trouble for playing with them.

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Playpen Jailbreak.

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'