Teenage Troublemaker Gifts

"Baldo, do you know what happened to the rice pudding?"

"How real is your fake ID?"

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'Why are you so upset over a little thing like your daughter's bikini.'

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"