Teen Troubles Aficionado Gifts

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

"He loves me!"

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

"So, is there a Mrs Reaper?"

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Life Support and Death

'I know a trap when I see one.'

"Knock 'em dead."

"Is this a love hug or a want-money hug?"

"They always just taste better here."

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

The Grim Reaper updating a town's population sign.

'I figure, if the government can shut down, why can't I?'

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

'Quit referring to me as a Low Rider.'

'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'

Death on a gameshow: 'Oh, my...now contestant #3 has mysteriously dropped dead, so I guess that makes you, spectre of death, today's grand prize winner!'

The statue of puberty.

Ants breaking into the county morgue.