Tech Troubles Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you have any 'Sorry to hear about your computer problems again'?"

Computer Room.

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'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Woman finds something in her soup.

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

Jesus forgets to save.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

PC spits mud out

'Your Dell went to hell.'

You may very well be here by mistake, but until an I.T. guy sells us his soul, I won't be able to access the database.

"Unfortunately he's just not smart enough to set them up!"

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

Unknown computer error.