Tech Trouble Adventurer Gifts

You may very well be here by mistake, but until an I.T. guy sells us his soul, I won't be able to access the database.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Who can we call?"

Pan Extension Chord

Meet the new factory manager.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Take me to your leader. . .

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Scenic selfie site

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

The segway RV.

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Photocoffier.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

Young MacDonald

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers