Rebellious Teen Aficionado Gifts

'I figure, if the government can shut down, why can't I?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Over-reaction Man.

Move Ahead with Basel III!

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

"The Lord overworks us in mysterious ways."

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

'Nothing's funny anymore.'

Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."