Rebellious Teen Aficionado Gifts

'I figure, if the government can shut down, why can't I?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Over-reaction Man.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

'Nothing's funny anymore.'

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

"The Lord overworks us in mysterious ways."

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."