Rebellious Teen Spirit Gifts

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Gender Equality

The Brothers Grime

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'More hair than brains.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"I was a DJ at Radio Moscow and I played 'Give Peace a Chance'..."

Graffiti Forever!

Whatever!

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Teenage Shakespeare

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

The Hooligan.

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 7)- the Eternal Problem of Youth and Pedantry

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

Punk Angel