Teenage Troublemaker Pillows

"Baldo, do you know what happened to the rice pudding?"

"How real is your fake ID?"

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'If you think you're going to sit around here while I wait on you hand and big foot, think again young man.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''