Teen Troublemaker Tracker Pillows

No, no, no, no … What? That kid who used the cafe's computers to steal credit cards over the internet has already been charged with fraud. So? He'll never get a fair trial! Why not? Judge Armstrong Maynard presiding. Bring in the punk. I mean, defendant.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"No, not that button!"

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."