Playful Troublemaker Pillows

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Whatever

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'