Humorous Troublemakers Pillows

Kid in the A & E because his hand is stuck in his piggy bank.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

"Okay. Hit it."

Gangster Babies

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Whatever

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

'If you think you're going to sit around here while I wait on you hand and big foot, think again young man.'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels