Cute Troublemakers Pillows

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A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

Gangster Babies

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'