Creative Troublemaker Pillows

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Stupid Excuse