Humorous Troublemakers Gifts

Kid in the A & E because his hand is stuck in his piggy bank.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"Okay. Hit it."

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Whatever

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels