Teenage Issues Gifts

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"You're not supposed to take my word for it!"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'We've created a teenager!'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

The pop-up book of fighters

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."