Teenage Themes Gifts

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Text Culture

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Beware of the teenager.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Tough Teddies

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

City centre pub.

Forming the adolescent personality

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi