Teenage Themes Gifts

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

Tough Teddies

City centre pub.

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"Baldo, we need to talk."