Teenager Culture Gifts

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

The Brothers Grime

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Text Culture

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Hoodie Hang-out

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"Nice haircut."