Teenager Culture Mugs

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

The Brothers Grime

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Text Culture

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Hoodie Hang-out

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Pop Culture for Teens

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"Nice haircut."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."