Youth Issues Gifts

Sex Education - "Any questions?"

"I'll tell you what this election is about. It's about homework and pitiful allowances, and having to clean your room. It's also about candy, and ice cream, and staying up late."

"Never mind self-identifying as a hibernating bear, get up NOW!"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

The Anti-Agent

Support the Ex-Troops

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Gee, thanks pal."

National Everything Awareness Day

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Critisize your weight.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Very fine people on both sides."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me