Social Issues Gifts

'Run! 73 million baby boomers are about to retire!'

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Just say no...

Reinforced Concrete

"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

Manspreading.

"Whistle, you dumb bastard!"

An Honest Graduation Photograph

'HR says we should be looking for a little fresh blood any idea what they're talking about?'

Land of Opportunity

Gender Differences: You can be anything when you grown up...

'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'

'More budget cuts. One gown per room. Who wants to wear it first?'

'Somebody should do something!'

"How is it gendered?"

'As my mentor, I sometimes question the advice you've given...'

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

Heaven- A Gated Community

Age discrimination in job recruitment.

Yellow snow is also snow.

Drug misuse research institute.

'I begun like you, with nothing but my bare hands. Look at me now! Only 25 years later, I'm begging with my own hat! Geez, I love this country! Everybody can make it here!'

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

The widening gap...poverty.

'Why on earth would you need water Simply drink cola.'

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

'I hope it's not too much of an inconvenience for you, but I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers.'

Time/Temp/Quality of Life

Fourth of July (View from the South border)

'Bloody immigrants! You come over here and fix our leaking sink...'

'Experts today predicted natural disasters so devastating that only the rich and powerful will survive...'

"Why don't you find yourself a job instead of living on welfare??!"

National Everything Awareness Day