Teen Lifestyle Gifts

The Brothers Grime

"But, Mom, all my friends wear black...that's why we're so unique."

Sign reads: 'Will work for my daughter's cell phone bill!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Three more years of high school."

Text Culture

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Teenage Angst.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Tough Teddies

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'