Teen Lifestyle Mugs

The Brothers Grime

"But, Mom, all my friends wear black...that's why we're so unique."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign reads: 'Will work for my daughter's cell phone bill!'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Three more years of high school."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

"He's deliciously vintage."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Teenage Angst.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...