Teenage Experiences Mugs

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Three more years of high school."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Teenage Angst.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Pubertry

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi