Teenage Interactions Mugs

"So dude, tell me...what happened? Did you ask Estella out? Did she say 'yes'? Are you guys hooked up?"

The Brothers Grime

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Beware of the teenager.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

The pop-up book of fighters

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

There! What are the posters? Eco club is promoting walking, biking or bussing to school. That's a good way to save gas! I'm so glad you agree! I need a ride to get them to school!

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

The last family vacation

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'