Teenage Interactions Mugs

"So dude, tell me...what happened? Did you ask Estella out? Did she say 'yes'? Are you guys hooked up?"

The Brothers Grime

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Beware of the teenager.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

The pop-up book of fighters

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

The last family vacation

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"But, Mom, all my friends wear black...that's why we're so unique."

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'