Transformative Teens Gifts

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Brothers Grime

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"But, Mom, all my friends wear black...that's why we're so unique."

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

"Think the unthinkable, move out."

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

Young Frankenstein

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

'By the time we grow up we'll have complete equality with men...Ulcers, high blood pressure,heart attacks...'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

Teenagers of other cultures -"And we'll have less lip from you young man!"

"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

"I was expelled from reform school."

"It's actually a maximalist art installation."

'Sour grapes AGAIN?'