Trendy Teens Gifts

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Can I get you another coffee?

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Back To School Supplies.

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

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"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"