Teen Trendsetters Gifts

Beefeaters laughing at teenager's silly outfit.

Haircuts

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"We have the exact same taste."

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Woke Jersey Shore

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

Obnox.com.

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."