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'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Brothers Grime

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"But, Mom, all my friends wear black...that's why we're so unique."

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

Young Frankenstein

"Think the unthinkable, move out."

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

'By the time we grow up we'll have complete equality with men...Ulcers, high blood pressure,heart attacks...'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

Teenagers of other cultures -"And we'll have less lip from you young man!"

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

"I was expelled from reform school."

'Sour grapes AGAIN?'