Generational Trends Gifts

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

The Ascent of Trousers

'Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid of, and the following generation buys again.'

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'Beware of the teenager.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

The Ageing Process.

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"Thank you for your service."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"From rocker to rocker."

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"