Generations Gifts

'I'm worried they'll have some crappy name for us like 'millenials' when we grow up.'

'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"What the hell is a whippersnapper!?"

"Just because I am a boomer, does not mean you can call me Pops."

"From rocker to rocker."

"My generation is known as the baby boom."

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

The Crummiest Generation

Millennial

"He's a Boomer."

Baby boomers.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"Boomerlennial."

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

Baby boomer and millennial fighting

Bubbies and technology

Rudy, you wanna know possible names for your generation? Huh? The L-Generation for loser, the C-generation for clueless or connected, J for jerk or W for whiners. These readers suggestions all have something in common. None of them won the contest to name Rudy's generation. Not that we're taunting the non-winners. C'mon, taunt the losers!! Winner to be named any day now.

"I wish I were older."

'Where did our generation go wrong? They had children.'

'This whole 'grandparent' thing -- it's our parents and children conspiring against us!'

'The Ascent of Trousers'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Nice haircut."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

Pre-Old Blues

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'Beware of the teenager.'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."