Generations Gifts

'I'm worried they'll have some crappy name for us like 'millenials' when we grow up.'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"What the hell is a whippersnapper!?"

"Just because I am a boomer, does not mean you can call me Pops."

"From rocker to rocker."

"My generation is known as the baby boom."

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

The Crummiest Generation

Millennial

"He's a Boomer."

Baby boomers.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"Boomerlennial."

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

Baby boomer and millennial fighting

"I wish I were older."

'Where did our generation go wrong? They had children.'

'This whole 'grandparent' thing -- it's our parents and children conspiring against us!'

'The Ascent of Trousers'

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'Beware of the teenager.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.