Youth Style Gifts

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Text Culture

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Hoodie Hang-out

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Musical notes bubble gum.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Nice haircut."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Clubbing

'More hair than brains.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

High Pants/Low Pants.

Whatever!

'Young Love'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

The end of innocence

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

The Surly Yoof

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners