Youth Fashion Fan Gifts

"It's a midriff warmer."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

The Grim Rapper

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

On the red carpet

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

1870's disco

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"Here come the suits."

"I chase cars"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

I Love Baldies.

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

Liptops in Stock.

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

Cat with mouse tie.