Youth Fashion Fan Gifts

"It's a midriff warmer."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

The Grim Rapper

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

1870's disco

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

I Love Baldies.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"I chase cars"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

Liptops in Stock.

"Here come the suits."

Cat with mouse tie.