Youthful Fashionista Gifts

"My grandpa keeps telling me to get a belt. . . dude, what's a belt?"

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Tuck Shop

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Snake Dress-Up

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'Do these come in blue?'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Future Old People

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

Cuffwear, 2004

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

"Why can't summer last forever?"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

I'm delivering invitations in a carriage. A French chef is creating dinner. Daddy bought me a $3,000 dress and a car�What is that tripe? "My Super Sweet 16." What are you getting me for my 16th, Nana? A rare and precious gift. The word "no." The favorite word of babies and old people.

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

'At our age it doesn't matter if it's on backwards.'