Youthful Fashionista T-Shirts

"My grandpa keeps telling me to get a belt. . . dude, what's a belt?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Little Princess.

Tuck Shop

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Snake Dress-Up

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Do these come in blue?'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

Cuffwear, 2004

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

"Why can't summer last forever?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'At our age it doesn't matter if it's on backwards.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

'Genetically Modified Underpants.'