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Two men with very low slung trousers assessing the leaning tower of Pisa; 'No way is that going to fall down anytime soon.'

"Dad, you're embarrassing! Tom's front is over here!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Little Princess.

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

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Tuck Shop

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Snake Dress-Up

'Do these come in blue?'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Future Old People

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Obnox.com.

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'