Teen Style Gifts

Goth.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

Obnox.com.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'Humph Punks!'

'I think HE is messing with us.'

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."